Just told my Wife I was going out for a long run for a couple of hours.
Actually, it was a short run to a local sex shop where I fell to my knees and sucked two cocks at their glory hole. One was an average uncut dick, nothing to write home about. The other was the thickest cock I have ever seen. I could barely fit my mouth around it and mainly had to suck the tip, jerk him off and run my tongue up and down his balls and shaft. Eventually I got him off and took a mouth full of his cum before sorting myself out, chewing on some gum and sprinting the longer way home so I was suitably sweaty and tired by the time I got back.
Gave my Wife a kiss and she said it was a bit salty. I’m hoping it was the sweat.