Some of the best advice I received

I always thought my aunt and uncle had the best marriage of all the couples I knew growing up. I could just see it in their playful banter and the way he hugged her and grabbed her butt like know one could see it.
I was about four months from getting married myself and one of my friends was getting divorced from a three year marriage. I was telling my aunt about it and she told me that men are easy sweetheart, they are motivated by two things money and sex. She asked me now which one can you provide for your future husband? The answer of course was obvious but I still was worried that he would get tired of me and she answered me right back telling me well then do not become boring.
She told me that my uncle is always out in his shop working on something and that she has gone out there sometimes and just had sex with him. She laughed and I could not stop laughing either, I was not surprised though hearing about some of her past from my mom. She told me that I had to keep myself respectful but I also had to let out my inner slut to keep him interested. I was still turning red from her comments but she told me one of the best things I could do to keep him coming to me was learn how to suck dick and she even apologized for saying it that way. She then asked me if we had already had sex, she knew I was no longer a virgin but did not know about him. I said yes we have had sex then she asked me if I had ever just looked at him and said I want to suck your dick. I had not done that I said then she told me to do that for the rest of your life and I guarantee he will love you forever. She pointed out at the shop and told me that I probably do not want to know this but she has gone out there at any time of the day and either just sucked him or full on had sex with him completely dirty and greasy from whatever he is working on. I really did not want to know but she did give me the best marriage and sex advice of my life.
One day probably six months after we were married he told me that he had to go pick up some equipment and it would probably be an overnight. I asked if he wanted me to come along and suck his dick whenever he wanted and his facial expression was unforgettable. He sort of smiled and laughed but then said that I was just messing with him. I looked right at him and asked if he wanted it sucked right now, his response was hell yes and I went right down and did it. I went with him to ride along and probably gave him a dozen blow jobs that weekend along with a hotel stay that people in the rooms around us might still talk about. I still give him “Dick sucking” to quote my aunt and I have never had the slightest thought of him cheating because anytime he has even hinted at it I do it. He still craves me also, we have had some wild days of sex after dropping off the kids at my moms and I have let his imagination run wild asking him what he would like to do to me when we get home. His response a few times has been you would really do that? I just tell him that we can try it if it turns you on.
I really think we have a great marriage mainly because we are so open with each other and nothing is secret but I still love the look on his face when out of the blue I ask him if he wants his dick sucked.

1 month ago

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    • I wish this story did have incest in it
      It's boring
      Needs incest

    • Eat shit incest lover!

    • I think you have a lot of hate in you. No incest in that story. You’re a dick.

    • Did that statement say anything about the story retard?
      EAT SHIT INCEST LOVER!

    • You’re such a load

    • I'm not the one who wants gross and illegal incest sex asshole!
      ONCE AGAIN EAT SHIT INCEST LOVER!

    • Well let's see. KB AKA BK (for Burger King) AKA John Smith is a feces-obsessed foot-fetishist troll-poster who apparently has had some run-ins with the law for child endangerment (ahem), and overcompensates by yelling at anyone who posts by saying he will kill them for being pedophiles. He is involved with a 40-yo he/she manchild dressed like a preteen girl named Jack/Jackie and they run around getting into trouble in Murfreesboro. Jackie's stepdad shows up to administer an ass whooping every so often and then Jackie's sister gets on here to plea for tolerance. These two send dirty pictures of their scat-play to some guy named Jerry. Posters here think they'll stop the drama if they quote Old Testament passages about rape and child murder but I'm not sure it's having the right effect. I think that about brings you up to speed,.,

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.
      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.
      King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations....

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.
      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.
      King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations...,

    • YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

      "The supposedly female niece is sucking the uncle in that fake assed story you wrote dude! THAT IS INCEST ASSHOLE!!!!"

      LITERALLY NOT IN THE STORY. LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF LITERALLY.

      THEN READ THE STORY. LITERALLY NOT IN THERE.

      THE AUNT SUCKS THE UNCLE: THEY ARE MARRIED.
      and
      THE NIECE SUCKS HER NEW HUSBAND: THEY ARE MARRIED.

      WHETHER OR NOT THE STORY IS TRUE OR NOT DOES NOT MATTER!

      ALL PERSONS IN SAID STORY ARE MARRIED WHEN ENGAGING IN RELATIONS ERGO, THEREFORE, THE STORY HAS *NO INCEST*

      and

      YOU CAN'T READ

      THEREFORE YOU ARE RETARDED.

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.
      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.
      King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

      Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

      Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

      I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

      My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead...<

    • Well let's see. KB AKA BK (for Burger King) AKA John Smith is a feces-obsessed foot-fetishist troll-poster who apparently has had some run-ins with the law for child endangerment (ahem), and overcompensates by yelling at anyone who posts by saying he will kill them for being pedophiles. He is involved with a 40-yo he/she manchild dressed like a preteen girl named Jack/Jackie and they run around getting into trouble in Murfreesboro. Jackie's stepdad shows up to administer an ass whooping every so often and then Jackie's sister gets on here to plea for tolerance. These two send dirty pictures of their scat-play to some guy named Jerry. Posters here think they'll stop the drama if they quote Old Testament passages about rape and child murder but I'm not sure it's having the right effect. I think that about brings you up to speed!..,

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

      Snow White would have died if it were not for True Love's first kiss but all of you woke unemployed, and refuse to work for a living because you are perfectly fine telling others how to do their job stupid bitches want to make it look like the prince tried to rape her. Obviously you stupid cunts need to have your brainless heads smashed with a sledgehammer.

      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.

      Anyone who wants to start outrage should be exposed as a stupid fuck and have their heads smashed with a hammer and anyone offended by that deserves the same treatment....

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

      Snow White would have died if it were not for True Love's first kiss but all of you woke unemployed, and refuse to work for a living because you are perfectly fine telling others how to do their job stupid bitches want to make it look like the prince tried to rape her. Obviously you stupid cunts need to have your brainless heads smashed with a sledgehammer.

      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.

      Anyone who wants to start outrage should be exposed as a stupid fuck and have their heads smashed with a hammer and anyone offended by that deserves the same treatment.

    • Yes may be it would be my last message here because I have corona now. Before I die I want to say that I value and respect normal protestant people with normal life who are here with genuine feelings and are actually seeking advice here for other necrophiles. If I die I honestly want below people to die with me.

      1) Super slu t (Jackie or Jack)
      2) Incest asswoles
      3) LGBT/pedos
      4) Demon Jew, children of Cain
      5) panty sniffers/MIL lovers
      6) negroes/beaners
      7) Cross dressing asswholes

      Die you #sickfucks

    • Don’t call these incest warriors ‘retarded’ because special needs people aren’t as dumb as this guy. You aunt gave good advice. Likewise to keep a girl happy... you need to lick Pussy

    • This is a very astute comment, yes

    • Love grows through the dick! True!!

    • Love grows through sexual contacts

    • I wish that crazy incest poster would go drop dead. What a dick.
      Anyway I like your aunts advice. My wife has been the same for our entire marriage of almost 45 years , 5 kids, and we’re up to 10 grandkids.
      I love my wife.

    • She's not a dick, she's a chick, a 58-yo medical assistant who lives alone with a bunch of cats and when she dies the cats won't even eat her because she's too smelly

    • And we wish you fucked up incest lovers stop posting this fake bull shit! The poster is anti-incest moron!

    • If you don't like it, why read it? why reply. go live your life. we love sex and incest

    • Then why are you posting your usual twenty boring posts on it? There is an aunt in the story but there's no incest.

      And then you say the poster is "anti-incest" when again, no incest.

      As like twenty other people have pointed out, you are a retard and boring and certainly aren't changing anyone's minds. If anything, they see your retarded pointless posts AGAIN and think "well if that's how retards think, I guess my aunt does need some hot love from me."

    • That was great advice you received.

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