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Ass Eating Darlings
Love having my ass eaten. When a lover finally tongues my butt crack she is thinking, “This will seal the deal!” But it is actually a deal breaker. Gazing at them across the kitchen table I can’t help but wonder how many male ass cheeks have been spread over her cute face. How many shit holes has that tantalizing tongue been inside? How many brown, hairy ass holes have those pink pouty lips sucked?
It’s not you babe.....it’s me.
In couples therapy our therapist said tell me everything, fights, fun, vacations, rules, sex, weird sex, blowjobs -- tell all. My notes are in my own shorthand the FBI couldn't read. If he wants blowjobs, you don't -- we can work on that. So my wife tells all, 'we both love blowjobs, sex in the woods, ass sex, ass lick.." Whoa she goes" ass lick? -- you can real sick doing that - STOP doing that!" and if you do, use a dental dam and a through washing.
To be honest you will get sick more likely from food then eating ass. My 55 years never got sick from tossing salads but did was in the hospital 7 days. Eat up fuckers only live once
That’s bull shit C-Diff being one of most common illnesses you can get from eating shit. E. coli being another one. It is human waste and it smells that usually make most people gag and you’re not supposed to eat it.
Like I said never got sick eating ass.
That because you never have! You only have fantasized about it.
Here we go just cause I tell the truth. Stay in your trailer park and play with your self you know you never had a girl. I can bet your 100 percent white male
Well I’m not a shit eater! That’s for sure.
To each there own. Remember there things your lady will never tell you she wants if you ever get one. But one day she will find someone that does it and become alone.
My wife is a nurse! After cleaning up after people with dementia, loss of bowel control. The last thing she would want is more shit.
I don't believe you . Trust me she would take a tounge up the ass . I bet you don't eat pussy either.
Love eating pussy! But the ass is a no go. Even she won’t allow that! As a nurse she knows about bacteria and diseases!
Almost forgot the 50 plus women I been tossed about half there salads
Your sentence structure is the worst. What is your education level if you don’t mind?
I have only gotten that from my wife. All the flings only sucked my cock or balls prefer it that way. My wife didn't start till 15 years in are marriage