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Jerked off in grocery store bathroom
Last night i was at the grocery store and there was a mother and daughter in front of me. the mom was maybe 35 and her teen daughter. both were very attractive. The mom was wearing black leggings and the daughter had on light blue leggings that showed off her thong line perfectly as well as the moms sexy thong. i passed them up and when they walked pass both of them had a spectacular camel toe. i couldnt take it any longer so i went into the bathroom and stood at the urinal and stroked it a few times until i shot out 4 or 5 powerful jets of sperm. i destroyed the urinal. feel bad for whoever has to clean up that mess
I sometimes go to the bathroom after a sexy girl and imagine being able to smell her piss scent and jerk off imagining watching smelling and tasting her hot golden shower
When I lived in London, I took my daughter, then aged seven, to a department store to buy her new undies. I suddenly got a hard-on, took out my cock, and begged my daughter to rub me off. She'd never done it before, but became excited when I began fingering her small clit. Eventually, she began rubbing my aching cock, and continued until I finally spunked off over her pretty face. I removed her panties, and wiped the cum from her face with them. When she was dry, I put her panties in my pocket, let her select her panties, and eventually we went home.
Why did you waste it ?? I catch every drop of my cum in my hand or a small bowl so I can lick it up and swallow it all afterwards.
One half a teaspoon of cum is really destroying a urinal...
I wish I could be your little cucumber I like to have a little dick inside your hot juicy p****
I took a cucumber into the restroom with me, I used it in my pussy till I came. Then I put it back on the display. I made sure to put it in easy reach of the display...I stayed close by til I saw a soccer mom pick it up and bag it, to take home.
Shut the fuck up you sick bald fat old man.