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I fucked my cousins girlfriend
I was in my early 30s at the time. My cousin was living with his girlfriend and i would go over her house on a regular basis and we did a lot of drinking then. My cousin was a alcoholic and would get so fucked up he couldnt even get hard and have sex with his sexy girl. after about a month of going there she started to get real flirty with me and i would go home and jerk off thinking about her. one day i got the balls to call her at work and i told her that i wanted to fuck her brains out! i thought she would tell my cousin but she never did. later that night when she came home from work she called me and asked me to repeat what i said to her on the phone. at first i thought maybe my cousin was listing in and she was trying to set me up. I told her that she really turned me on and i wanted to fuck her. I told her we can meet at a hotel any time she wants. all she said was why a hotel when i have a house. I took that as a invitation that she was interested.
The next time i went to her house i brought a bottle of whiskey because i had a plan. I made drinks for my cousin and they were strong drinks! He almost drank the entire bottle before her passed out. when he did i got his girl to go into the laundry room and had he get on her knees and shoved my cock in her mouth. I ended up coming all over her face that evening a few days later i went there when he was gone and fucked her brains out which i did many times. he did end up almost catching us. he finally found out i was plugging her and moved out. pretty much ruined our relationship. I still see her every once in awhile just to fuck her.
So when I was like thirteen, our family was returning from Rye Beach and my very chubby ten year old girl cousin, my little five year old brother and I were in the back of the station wagon. My girls cousin let me finger her vag under the towels we used to cover ourselves. She guided my hand. I am pretty sure that she got me to get her an orgasm. I got her to touch me but she only touched my hard penis over my bathing suit. When we all got to my aunt's house, I took off to the bathroom for a quick jerk off. My cousin never ever let me touch her again and even went as far as threatening to tell on me when I tried to get her to do it to her again. I backed off super fast. I know she must remember it but as grown adults we don't talk about it at all.
This is how you treat an alcoholic? You sound like an asshole.
Well yes if they have a hot gf that wants fucking. Clearly the alcoholic can't get the job done. Maybe he will learn to give up the booze to keep the next woman