Masturbation methods

Who needs masturbation when you have a whore who will let you abuse her mouth whenever the need hits. Fuck her throat, make her gag, empty balls and carry on day or night

This is actually a fetishized for me for females. Some of the more creative ways my wife has tried with my encouragement or suggestions.

Hot tub or jacuzzi jet
Vacuum cleaner hose
Paint buffer for vehicles over her clothes. Too powerful and abrasive for bare skin.
Holding pressure washer hose on her slit while I wash the deck
Wood sander minus the sandpaper.
Straddling a piece of wood I am sanding.
Massage gun
Vibration from egg beater
Massage pad on passenger seat
Grinding couch arm
Grinding stairway banister
Pillow humping.
Using garden hose on clit
Squatting over a splash pad water stream
Laying under bath faucet
Shower head on clit
Shake weight against her pussy

Thanks for the ideas.
My wife likes the jacuzzi jet, not up to close but about 6 - 8 inches away.
The garden hose with a spray nozzle works well.
I really like the shop vac for a quickie.

As a teen I would take the bag the sliced bread came in, put a lot of aloe in it, then place it around my cock and then between the mattress and box spring on my bed. It is an amazing feeling. And truthfully it feels better than a woman's pussy or a man ass.

I still do it 3 or 4 times a week. Even after sex with my wife and our bi male lover.

I bore a hole in a long french bread in which I buried my erect cock to fuck. I ate it later on. Great taste!

I've probably masturbated with every object I could think of. I think my favorite is to buy a fresh slab of beef roast and cut a hole in it just the right size for my cock. I throw it in the microwave for a few minutes till it gets warm, then I slap a little Vaseline on my cock and go to town on it.

Frottage.