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My Maserati is a Panty Dropper !
Wow I can hardly believe my luck guys. My Maserati Gran Turismo is a bonefide panty dropping machine. Yep to date I have had hot steamy sex with get this 6 sexy bitches in my car. Oh and that doesn't count the 3 blowjobs I have also gotten while driving. It's amazing how a hot car gets the ladies all hot and steamy. Yep they go for a ride and then things happen. They want to play with my cock or wrap their mouth around my dick. It's even better when they want to get plowed on the rich leather. So all you fucking little girlie men driving around in your Toyota Prius I bet you don't get women wanting to go for a ride let alone have sex in your piece of fucking shit little Jap shit box. I'm even ready for all the haters to come and tell me I'm an asshole. So fucking what. Keep jerking off at home while I'm taking a hot babe for a short ride and sex. Oh and all you fucking hairy legged lesbos fuck off two. Not even your girlfriends in the Volkswagen Beatles give you sex. Keep your smell ass closed nobody give two shits about hearing from you. Suck a horse twat you shanks. Ok let me have it all you losers. The smile on my face says it all. Fuck you. No that's it nobody will. Eat Me you wankers .
We see sex they see resources.The game has been played out a million times by far better liars than you.
Well say what you want about your Maserati, the car that I had that got the girls for me was a Chevy Station Wagon! Yup, and I'm not embarrassed to say it. It was a full sized model, and when the seats in the back flipped down, you had more than six feet of room between the back of the front seat pushed all the way forward, and the tailgate. Enough for both you and your lady to be quite comfortable. I had four girls from high school who loved that car, and always wanted to get in the back. It was hard finding a place to park securely. But the drive in was always the best place to go. I'd take a date to the drive in and it wouldn't be long before we were in the back and clothes were flying. I have a lot of memories ftom those days with that old Chevy and the girls that were always asking to go for rides in it.
You only go for short rides because that shit box keeps breaking down. Wonder how many girls you lost out on because they had to take an Uber home
You do not sound what I would describe as happy.