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I like dogsex, but the best part is getting paid for it!
I'm a gay male. I spent a week dogsitting for a friend earlier this month. He has two big mixed breed males, friendliest dogs you'll ever meet. There was cash on the kitchen table when I got there, food in the fridge, life is good. At bedtime, I took one of the dogs into the guest room with me, and we had sex in every way I could think of that he was okay with. I sucked his cock while he licked mine, he mounted me and dumped a load of cum in my asshole, I licked his balls and kissed his asshole while stroking my cock. The only thing I didn't do was put my dick in his ass, he seemed to reach his limit at salad tossing. Didn't break my heart any, I was extremely okay with bottoming. We went to bed, eventually, and the next day I resumed the normal dogsitting routine. That second night, I took the other dog to bed with me, and we did all of the same stuff I'd done with his brother. By the end of that week, we were two blissfully happy pooches and one happily cum-filled bitch. I'd done things for them no man has been able to talk me into, and I did it like I'd just been waiting all my life for the order. And the best part is, I got paid for it. I felt like the happiest whore ever at the end of that week.
May your genitals be gnawed off by Satan's Dobermans.
Hey, I haven't been using them, and if torture in hell means I get raped by dogs while I'm here...