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I just can't get passed this. Help!!!
I'm a 36 yr old male. I have been dating a beautiful 23 year old lady for 4 months. Honestly, she is way out of my league, shes cute, wears beautiful clothes and works as an architect. But... the problem is her pussy smells of earring backs. It's making her repulsive to me, I've run her candlelit baths, suggested showers together. I have to shower twice a day, she will occasionally shower before work, come straight to mine after work and want me to lick her pussy on sofa while dinner cooks, the smell is unbelievable. I would never want or expect a lady to suck me off after a long sweaty day at work. I have to be freshly washed. Sometimes she puts my shirt on and calls me daddy, and she looks fucking hot, until she sits on my face. I've started making excuses not to see her, work/visit sick parents. I just don't know what to do, some days it's like trout, some days like mouldy cheese, some days pure fish and vomit. Please help suggest what I can say without being too obvious. Thanks in advance,
Mike.
There is no easy way out of this one bro. I had this issue a couple of times. The first girl was great. Pretty, smart, funny and had the same issue. She wasn't as obsessed with oral as it seems this girls is, but when I would do it I did not enjoy it. We were together six months and I finally said something, gently. She was so embarrassed that she literally couldn't handle it and left my place. She broke up with me over text the next day. She was "too mortified" to see me anymore.
The second girl I noticed the same issue straight away, but knew not to say anything about it for fear of the same thing happening. After about a month and several pussy eating sessions I decided to just kiss her immediately afterwards so she would smell the issue on me. The first time she shied away from kissing me and asked me to fuck her from behind. The second time she asked me to wash my face because she didn't like the idea of kissing her pussy juice. The third time the light went off in her brain because thereafter she didn't smell anymore. She figured it out and fixed the problem.
Say, " Goodbye ! ". Fuck being "too obvious" Your toilet habits do not jive, and never will.
I'm gonna tell the world your a dirty little girl....someone grab that bitch by the ears...scrub her down wash her snatch ...turn her inside out...I bet she hasn't had a bath in a year.
Clean that snatch out and have her change her eating habits.
Ye got a nice wench mate. Now break out ye ole scrub brush and wash 🧼 her like the little toilet 🚽 that she is.
I would love to suck your cock after you had a long sweaty day at work.