Not your average woman

I was single for a few years when I met the woman who would be my wife. I met her through a mutual friend. I've been working 3rd shift for the longest time. Just didn't have much opportunity to get out.

So anyway, I was hanging out with my friend Lisa and her bf Seth. We were out bowling. Lisa said she has a friend that she thinks would be perfect for me. I asked how she figured she'd be perfect. She said, "Physically, she's your type. Slightly chubby. More along the lines of thick. Not fat. Phat ass. Slightly over average breasts. Not huge. She's a gamer. Not crazy on the computer all the time gamer but not one of those chicks that groans Everytime you get on a game. I asked what she thinks about sex. She asked what I meant. I said, "Well, if it becomes a relationship, I want a woman who actually wants sex. Not twice a month." She said, "As far as I know, she's pretty horny."

So she hooked us up. We went to dinner and a movie. I drove. We went back to her place. She invited me in. We had some drinks. We started making out. Hands were wandering. Her hands wandered first. She took me by the hand and we went upstairs. She told me to get undressed and she would be right out.

She was in her bathroom a few minutes. She came out naked. Nipples pierced. Hairy pussy. Trimmed up just a bit. Like not 100% natural but not trimmed down either. Shaped up to a square and both lips. No hair on her thigh area. Hairy armpits. Beautiful body. Thick not fat. I couldn't stop staring. She said, "Am I ok?" I said, "Oh more than ok. Amazing." She said, "You are staring awful hard." I said, "Haven't seen a woman that didn't shave bald in a long time." She said, "You don't like it?" I said, "Oh I didn't say that. It's sexy as hell." She said, "My girlfriend preferred it this way." I said, "Girlfriend?" She said, "Yeah. I've been in a lesbian relationship for about 5 years." I said, "Oh. Wow. So you aren't attracted to men?" She said, "Well, I'm bisexual. She was a lesbian. We broke up because she caught me fucking a guy. I love pussy but can't do just pussy." I said, "What are the odds you will cheat on me?" She said, "With another woman? Pretty good chance. With another guy? Depends on your libido. So what skeletons are you hiding?" I said, "Broke up with my last gf because she walked in while I was 69ing another guy. A buddy from work." She said, "So you are bisexual too?" I said, "Not totally sure. Definitely not gay. But I'm definitely a fan of mutual oral." She said, "Fair enough."

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