Catfight

Fuck man, it's a day later and I'm still shaking. So I had a buddy over and he's known for having a big dick. 8" flaccid and 11" hard. And he's white by the way. His wife also came over and the four of us had dinner and drinks. My wife got fuckin' plastered and of course I mentioned earlier that he has a massive dick but in her alcoholic wasteland she brought up the topic and asked to see it. My buddy whipped it out and she was like yeah, that is a big dick. Can I touch it? He said okay. He's a bit of a show-off.

Well his wife came into the room after taking a piss to see my wife feeling up her husband's dick. All hell broke loose. She grabbed my wife by the hair and flipped her onto the kitchen table and started beating the shit out of her. It was so violent that my wife had clumps of hair ripped clean from her scalp. My wife put up a good fight, got in a few good kicks, but got totally pummeled. At one point my wife got picked up and slammed on a chair which ended up breaking on impact. It was totally crazy.

My buddy and I tried to break up the fight, but it's like breaking up a pit bull fight, you have to be careful. We didn't want to be collateral damage and besides my buddy had his dick out and was vulnerable. Sometimes it's best to let things play out a bit.

My buddy got his dick back in his pants and escorted his rabid wife out of the house and that was the end of the meetup. My wife was pretty bruised and bleeding from the scalp, mouth, and nose, but I think her hair might grow back. Happy fucking holidays I guess.

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