Feeling extremely horny, and having had a bit of a bust up with my husband over sex, I began to masturbate on the couch in our living room.
I didn't then own a dildo or vibrator, so after bringing myself to orgasm with my fingers and still feeling unsatisfied, I went and got a cucumber we'd bought the day before. Warming it under the hot tap first, I then went back into the lounge and used it to fuck myself with after removing the cellophane.
It was an amazing experience I gave myself, fucking my pussy and arsehole whilst frigging my clit. I drove myself to three more orgasms with the cucumber, then washed it, but then thought I'd throw it away.
About ten minutes after I'd put the cucumber on the kitchen work surface (I thought), I got a call from work and had to dash out. It was only a brief trip into work, about an hour, but that was long enough for my husbands parents to be sat in our lounge.
It wasn't them being there that made my jaw drop, it was my mother in law stating she and my father in law had made a sandwich and hoped I didn't mind.
I walked into the kitchen to find no cucumber on the work surface, but back in the fridge and it had been used as part of what they were eating.
I cannot tell you how embarrassed I was, but I had no time to feel ashamed, as my husband walked in early from work and declared the reason his parents were round, was we were all going out to watch a summer in the park concert I'd totally forgotten about.
All throughout the concert, al I could think about was my in laws chomping away on the cucumber which I'd used to fuck my pussy and arse.
Needles to say i've now bought a dildo and a vibrator, as my husband cannot match my growing sexual needs.