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She drinks and can't remember
I’ve been dating this girl for the better part of a year. I like her, though I think she likes me more than I do her. She’s a fun, got a sweet personality and a killer body. Beautiful face, auburn hair, great legs, ass and absolutely perfect tits. They’re probably C cup, but I don’t know for sure because she rarely wears a bra and truly doesn’t need one! We meet two or three days a week after work. We go to a bar to eat and drink. She always drinks beer or wine, usually several glasses, I drink everything.
Last month we went to a beach party. She had a couple beers before they ran out. There was a cooler with gin and tonic, so I got her one. She liked it and slowly drank it. By the time she finished the drink, she was gone. She couldn’t stand straight, couldn’t talk straight, couldn’t see straight. She was blitzed. I had to take her home early. The weird part is, the next day she didn’t remember A THING. She remembered drinking the gin and tonic, remembered liking it, but nothing after that! I find that hard to understand because I’ve had a lot to drink in my day and can remember everything I did, even some things I’d prefer to forget.
The following week we met at a bar like we normally do. After she’d had two beers I got her a gin. I wanted to see what would happen. Sure enough, she was sloshed by the time she finished. We left the bar and she clung to me as she tried to stumble her way home. She was wearing a button down blouse and while we were walking I started unbuttoning it. The last two blocks of the walk home she was walking with her blouse completely unbuttoned, her tits totally exposed. I got a huge thrill out of her walking down the street oblivious of the fact her beautiful tits were out for all to see, nipples standing tall. I got a huge charge out of watching guys watching her. She was gorgeous. Totally blitzed and totally gorgeous.
The next day I asked her about the evening. She did not remember anything after sipping the gin. I told her about her walk home. She didn’t remember any of it, but also didn’t seem terribly bothered.
Yesterday, we were back at our bar. I ordered another gin drink for her. She was wearing a half-top and as her speech started to slur, I slipped my hand around her and under her blouse. I pulled up the bottom of her blouse and slipped off the thin bra she was wearing. The guy sitting on the other side saw what I was doing and his eyes locked on as I pulled her tit out and played with her nipple. Her tit almost completely exposed at the corner of the bar. After a while I felt the guys hand as he snuck it up and started fondling her tit too. I got such a thrill when I removed my hand and he continued to fondle her tit at the bar while she continued to babble incoherently, completely oblivious to what was going on.
And of course, this morning she doesn’t remember any of it.
Right now, I don’t know what to do. It seems I can do whatever I want with this girl, and she won’t remember a thing. Truth is, ANYONE can do whatever they want to her after they feed her a gin. I tell myself I should stop, but I love the thrill of seeing her completely vulnerable and oblivious. I don’t know how far I want to take this, but we are going out again tomorrow.
It happens. I have a cute, hot-bodied (best ass I've ever seen or had), blonde FWB like that. She's also on meds, which doesn't help, but she can go from one drink, usually a margarita or double, and be fine, conversational, and great to be with, to a second drink and all over the place, her petite, soft hands all over me, going down my pants, intense kissing (all in public, mind you), and my having to hold her up to get her out of wherever we are, in minutes. Never seen anything like it, but she does it often.
We were having a drink at a place I'd been to on occasion, but liked and knew the bartender woman for years, and I'd had my suspicions about taking her there. Sure enough, first drink, fine, fun, and sexy. Second drink? Talking to a table of college students, posing for pics with her arm around two guys and their hands on her tits, then one up her shirt, my bartender friend telling me get her out of there, she's acting like a stripper, etc. I got us out and back to her apartment, she was a sloppy, drunken mess, flipped her top up and was topless sitting on the inside stairs while I searched for her keys, we got inside, and she started gnawing on my crotch, telling me she was going to chew it off of me.
We did make out a bit, and I put her to bed, then left. The next day, we talked, and she had no memory of anything. Didn't recall having the huge plate of nachos at the bar, much less the drinks, college student's hand on her tits, up her shirt, pics, nothing. It wasn't the only time it happened with her, either. She genuinely has no memory of what she does.
She'll figure it out. Most people grow up and get tired of not remembering their evenings out. Your going away gift will be one of those awful sweaters Bill Cosby used to wear. He's wearing an orange jumpsuit these days. Perhaps you will too in the near future.
She's playing you. She likes it and is pretending not to remember. Have fun.
Or you could be committing a felony. Only she knows the truth. And you could be screwed.
Nope, she honestly does NOT remember. I’ve been able to verify this with a couple of her girlfriends.