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Inadvertently admit I'm bisexual
So my wife and I were sitting on the couch and she asked the question that every woman asks their man. Would you get remarried if I died? I said, "Immediately? No. Ever? Probably not." She said, So you wouldn't have sex again?" I said, "You didn't ask that." She said, "How long before you would have sex with another woman?" I said, "Probably wouldn't have sex with another woman." She said, "So just like masturbate?" I said, "Well, I'll never stop masturbating but that's not what I meant." She said, "I'm confused. You don't mean you'd have sex with a guy, do you?" I said, "Yeah. If you died I'd probably just get a roommate and have sex with him."
She said, "Do you find men attractive?" I said, "Like out and about? No. Not in the slightest." She said, "So how do you know you'd want to have sex with a man?" I said, "Because blowjobs are awesome. A woman has to want a relationship to do something like that. Two bros would suck each other off just because we are horny. No attachment needed." She said, "So you'd suck dick?" I said, "Well yeah. Get horny. Get naked with a friend and suck each others dicks." She said, "Spit or swallow?" I said, "Spitting is a turn off. Definitely swallow." She said, "Isnt this all kinda gay?" I said, "This is a hypothetical situation but yeah its gay." She said, "What about anal?" I said, "Yeah I'd be into anal. You like anal, right?" She said, "Well yeah. Would you give or take?" I said, "Probably both." She said, "Youd let a guy fuck you in the ass?" I said, "I'd try it. Who knows. May be cool."
She totally didn't expect that conversation. What she doesnt know is I've already "experimented" and know that I do like cock and pussy.
Well, you definitely don't know the meaning of "inadvertently" . And, you run your mouth too much.