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Slumber Party?!?!
My wife got home tonight and said that she's going to be hanging out with her friend Heather and a few others this weekend. I said no problem. Then she said that Heather is hosting a slumber party, so she won't be home until Sunday at around noon.
I said, "Slumber party? wtf?" My wife is 36, we've been married 15 years, and never, ever has she gone to a slumber party. This is shit that kids have, not adults.
I asked what they would be doing, and she just said going out to dinner, then staying at Heather's house overnight to have some drinks, talk, watch movies, eat popcorn, etc.
This all is really strange. My wife is 36. Slumber party?!? Has anyone else's wife gone to one as an adult? Should I be worried?
Do the one that suits you:
Become her sissy maid, or...
Fuck other women.
Slumber party ! Partys up in her that for sure.
My wife is up front about everything. She just comes out and tells me I going to my girlfriends house. We have some guys coming over and we are going to fuck them. Watch the kids honey. Then she leaves gets home in the wee hours of the morning cum filled. We fuck roll over and go to sleep. But here is where I get even. Hey honey I am going to my girlfriends house to fuck see yah. Open marriages are cool
She's munching on pussy or doing something else shady. No one has parties like this at her age.
No worries, my wife tells me that I need to be gone for a night because two of her friends are coming over with wine and snacks, they usually watch a few movies and hang out talking until the wee hours.
Don't worry. Performance issues happen. I'm single but date and it is always hard to get it up when you are with someone new. Usually ED and PE. It takes a few repetitions to get comfortable. I hope you have another chance.
Oh, wrong post. I meant this for the guy who couldn't get his dick hard.
Married here with kids, when I tell my husband girls night, and sometimes I don’t go home, it’s cause I’m hooking with someone else
Because you're a worthless slut who is good at NOTHING besides sucking cock and taking it. Good girl.
Harsh.
Yes
When she comes home Sunday demand a fuck and check for recent foreign entry.
Sounds a bit suss, but until you get something certain that she is fooling around don't fuck with it, it will burst your brain
It is odd, but roll with it. If my wife wanted to have a slumber party at our place I'd say hell yes.
Lesbian fuck fest
Let’s hope so!
Was Heather's husband there? I think there is a good chance that you wife either went there to get fucked, either by a man or her female friends.