I love to eat pussy but not my wife's

My wife's pussy has been off for 20 years. Not sure how her gyno doesn't notice or say something. It's fucking awful. 30 years ago it wasn't bad, but it has gotten worse over time.

If your wife's "taste" is off, I'd have her bring it up to her gyno when she gets her next exam. Maybe she has a hormone imbalance or something. My wife tastes different after menopause (not quite as good), but it is what it is.

As a man who has eaten my share of pussy, ok maybe more than my fair share, the best way a women can taste good is if she shaves. Lets face it no guy wants to go down and get a face full of hair that's smells like a matted pissy mess who's been in a bar all night. I myself date a lot of older women and I find that most of them are shaved. When they taste better, I lick them a longer and they love it. So, I'm not sure if your wife shaves her pussy, but I know that all my women do!

Bring your wife by my house, I'd be happy to eat the fuck outa that stinky cunt.

I went to a wedding with my wife and her mother. About half way through my MIL was so drunk she was passing out. My wife kept asking me to take her home, but I didn't want to leave. Then she got pissed at me and demanded that I take her home. So I helped her into the car and took her home. I no more than got her in the house and she fell into the side of the coffee table catching her pantyhose on the corner and ripping them as she went down. Her skirt was completely over her waist, pantyhose completely ripped, and no panties. She laid there with her pussy exposed. I tried to tell her that her pussy was exposed and that she should pull her skirt down. Instead she drunkenly told me I should eat her pussy and spread her legs ripping the rest of her pantyhose apart. I felt I had no choice and crawled between her legs. I licked her pussy until she orgasmed and then I helped her to bed. I returned to the wedding and later that night fucked the shit out of my wife. She was drunk by then too.

Why on earth would you even marry a woman with a pussy you don’t like to eat? You did this to yourself.

I hear tell that you can squirt a little Febreeze fabric deodorizer down there and it will neutralize any foul odors. Not sure how safe it is though. If I go down on a woman who doesn't smell real good, I just pop a menthol cough drop in my mouth and it covers up any odor or taste.

That is a good idea

This girl I work with is hot as fuck. I spent several years flirting with her, yes years. Finally I worked up the courage flat out tell her I wanted to fuck her. She is married and so am I. Surprisingly our flirting escalated to her and I finding secluded places in the attic and sub levels where she let me finger her while she stroked me. The first time I fingered her and smelled my finger afterwards, I knew I had to eat her out. She has the most amazing scented pussy ever. When we finally got around to leaving work to go have sex, all she wanted to do was fuck and she refused to let me eat her pussy. I was so disappointed that I couldn't keep it hard and the sex was bad. We never did anything again after that day, and she blames me for the bad sex. I didn't want her to feel bad so I told her it was my fault, eventhough the truth is sex would have been amazing had she just let me eat her pussy. Honestly, what girl doesn't want her pussy eaten?

Of all the pussy's I have licked, I have been with a lot of different women over the years. Just one woman tasted just terrible and she had no odor. I just love getting my face wet. I just had to pass on that We went right to screwing. My favorite was this woman I was with for quite a long time. I would cradle her ass and her legs was over my back. She could squirt like no other woman I ever been with.

My ex had the best smelling tasting pussy I have ever had. It was that way because she wouldn't allow me to USE it. Anniversary & B-days was it. I looked forward to those 2 days for one reason only and when she wouldn't even put out for that any longer I was done with her. I turned to a FWB a pretty little thing for relief. Now this girl was fun loving and about any guy could have her for the asking as she really liked to fuck and have fun. Her pussy always had a certain stank to it as it was always being creamed in. I'll take it that way anyday over that smell so fresh never used type. Just a theory of a guy that agonized thru a long term sexless marriage.

Long time ago when I was just a lad. Before the days of penicillin. When STD's were a death sentence. A old guy told me to keep a shiny penny in my pocket. And slip it in any pussy I was going to lick or penitrate. I the girl flinched, twitched or said ouch, DO NOT!! go there. A vagina produces high acidic fluid to fight off syphilis or other Clap infections. The copper in a penny reacts with acid and gives her an electrical shock. I used mwthod all my life and have had 5 female say ouch. I have never had a STD or oral infection such as herpies two. I hope this helps someone.

Yeah, I heard the same thing about sticking a glob of earwax in their cootch, but, in your lengthy time on earth, you've probably heard that one too !

You must be over a hundred years old if your sexual youth predates penicillin. Not to mention that a copper penny in acid does not produce an electric current, without another dissimilar metal in near proximity, and even then, it wouldn't be of a high enough voltage to be felt by a womans verginy hole.

People dont think when they write bullshit, then they get pissed when people point out how their story cannot be possible.

If you believe this one I have some ocean front property in Arizona you should look at to buy.

If you stuck a copper penny in my fanny l think l would say ouch whether it shocked me or not. What did you say to the poor pinched ladies, "Sorry, my coin was rejected by your meter, got to run!!"?

I think he was talking about vaginal fluid not turd. Lol

Fanny is the vagina in the UK.

I know what you are saying, man. I love eating pussy, but I've had a couple of women that literally made me gag and puke. Nowadays, I always stick my finger in my old ladys mouth after I finger her real good. This gives her a chance to taste and smell her own pussy, if it smells or tastes funny, she will be sure to fix the problem.

Try buying her some feminine wash...makes a world of difference!