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Cum in sandwich joke went wrong
My girlfriend plays a lot of practical jokes on me and I do some on her, and lately they have gotten a little sexual. Recently I was at home and I thought alone, knowing my gf was on that time of the month and so I would not be getting sex I decided to rub one out (she won't do anal and I don't get many BJ's). As I thought I was alone I pulled it out in the kitchen. After a short time and some hot pics I was about to cum when I noticed a freshly made sandwich on a plate. I'm my brain I didn't think it through and thought cumming in my gf's sandwich and watching her eat it would be a good joke.
I opened one edge just in time to blow my load in it. Chicken salad with spicy chicken mayo, perfect cover for my pale but salty spunk.
Then I heard her voice, I tidied the sandwich, pulled up my pants and prayed my hard on went down. That's when it went wrong, I heard another voice, my sister. My gf and sister are friends, it's how I met my gf. It seems they were trying clothes on upstairs.
To my horror my sister picks up the sandwich, my gf must have made it for her. I panicked and froze, my gf asked if I was alright as in horror I watched my sister polish off a sandwich full of my semen. She liked the sandwich, no questions on taste. All gone
I can't let either of them know this happened.
Moral of the story, if you are going to cum in a sandwich be 100% sure who's it is, or preferably don't spunk in sandwiches lol
I rub my 23yr old sd drink bottles and food often over my cock and ball sack to watch her unknowingly smell and taste me
I did that the other night to my 18yo SD. She was being a bit of a bitch and then asked me to go get her a can drink from the store. I did and on the way home, I rubbed my dick and nuts on the can where her lips would be. Was pretty satisfying watching her dri k from the can.
That is sick to even think about. wtf is wrong with you?
Wife will not give me head no more so I jerk off every morning and feed it to her in her breakfest
Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one who likes doing this . I have been cumming in wife’s food for a long time now and she does not know . Last week I baked a potato in the microwave and let it cool a few mins then cut it open while it was still warm , placed my hard dick in between it and started fucking the potatoe while watching porn . It was amazing feeling the warm potato on my hard dick , I cummed the biggest load into the warm potato and when she got home a few mins later I watched her eat it . I was so hard watching her eat it and she never noticed anything .
I add it to my wife's morning coffee all the time, been doing it for years and she has no clue about it. I am always the first one up and usually an hour or so before she is up. She likes cream in hers so I take her cup out, stroke off a load sometimes two by the time she is up, add the cream to it. When I hear her up and walking around upstairs I add coffee to it and set it next to her chair.
I have added it to her yogurt a few times as she buys it in a large container, to much to resist giving it some extra protein for her. She loves to give me head and swallow anyways but I too love to watch her sip on her morning coffee not knowing about it.
Nice
I'd like to cum in my sisters mouth we fucked as teenagers I'm thinking of fucking her again now,we are in our 50 s I know she is a horny woman loves a good seeing too.
Her hubby's a bit lame so why the hell not.