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I love buying porn mags from ladies
Ok this isn't an extreme fetish but I would say it comes under that subject area. I have a thing for porn magazines even at the ripe old age of 43! Being honest I don't actually look at the mags that much. In particular I like Voluptuous and Score produced by Scoreland. Their front covers are normally a real turn on showing a very busty ladies half dressed (or less) in a provocative pose. FYI January 2019 editions of both magazines are good examples.
I love the process of placing one of these sexualised front covers on the counter in front of a lady and I think "look at those tits on my new magazine". I know they think I am a pervert and that I will soon be playing with my cock whilst I look at pictures of tits. I love it and I'm always disappointed if the person in the shop is male.
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I buy sexy lingerie for myself. My wife refused to buy me some knickers when I asked her to, so bought three pairs while my wife stood several yards away from me. This happened years ago, before the internet. The lady serving me knew they were for me and said “I’m sure you’ll very nice in them, dear”
Excitement and embarrassment . What thrill, I’ll never forget it.
Every time I buy extra large condoms at a Wal-Mart you have to ask the teller to open the locked glass display. They ask me which ones and when I tell them I'll take the extra large ones I get a vibe from the female teller as she looks directly in my eyes. I can see her wondering because I am a smaller built man. I also ask for a tube of personal lube. We both walk to the register where I make a chuckle when she's putting my purchases in a bag. They ask why I'm laughing and I explain that the extra large condoms aren't for me but for my huge black bull lover who's waiting in the car.