Getting pregnant by strangers
I have long and sad personal experience with fertility treatments and alternative methods of conception, and when it works, I supposed it's a wonderful realization of a dream, but when it fails, it is really a massive expense and an emotional nightmare. My husband and I attempted everything medically available and had no success, so here's what I did. I faked up a herbal remedy that I told my husband came from a library book, and had him drink it every day for a month. It was just a combination of fruit juice that I mixed myself; a placebo. During that month, I went out to bars in the afternoons while he was at work and picked up men at random and had them take me to nice hotels and screw me silly, never telling them what I was up to. I told them all that I was "taking the pill", which they assumed was birh control, but which was in fact just some left-over fertilaid, and by the end of the month, I was pregnant. With twins. My husband assumed it was the "pregnancy potion" he was drinking, and my lovers (none
of whom I ever saw again) assumed I couldn't get pregnant, so no one was ever the wiser. I actually don't know who the biological father is, but I don't care: as far as I'm concerned, it's my husband. I got worn out, and broke, from the fertility treatments and so I just took matters into my own hands and, in essence, knocked myself up.