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Last week, my wife was out of town visiting her parents. I was feeling really horny and decided I would go out to a local bar and try to pick up some strange for a night, as I had fucked only my wife for the past 8 years.
After a couple hours of drinking and striking out with the ladies, I decided to walk back to my apartment and just beat off, as I really needed to bust a nut. As I walked around the corner from the bar, I saw a scantly clad woman standing on the sidewalk. She was obviously a working girl. As I got nearer to her, I noticed she was very skinny and skanky looking. She smiled at me and asked me if I needed a date. I noticed that she only had a few teeth left, and she stank really bad. I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or if I was just way to fucking horny, but I asked her how much, then took her to the nearest hotel.
We got naked and she sucked my cock till I blew my load in her mouth. She swallowed it down and then laid back on the bed. Without even thinking, I buried my face in her nasty crotch and started eating her out. She stank and tasted so bad that I actually puked while I was going down on her. I ran into the bathroom and rinsed my mouth out with water. I then climbed back into bed and proceeded to fuck her pussy and ass, bareback. I shot two more loads into her that night, paid her $40 and sent her on her way. I still can't believe I did that. I know I should get tested for HIV and other STDs, but I really don't seem to care.
I love eating a nice stink gooey pussy
I like dirty but not diseased-dirty. Better clean yourself up before her filth infects you. How pathetic!
I would have settled with her for a $20 handjob and skipped the hotel altogether.
The only time I ever cheated on my gf was with some nasty chick at a party. She had already fucked three guys before I got to her. She smelled like she hadn't taken a shower in a week, and was sweaty and gooey from the activities that night. I didn't go down on her for obvious reasons, but even being close to her almost made me throw up. I still enjoyed her, but it was like wtf am I doing type of sex.
Your wife would be devastated if she found out. She was also a nasty piece, so was it worth it? You should be like more guys who just stroke one out to porn when the wife is away. It's a lot safer and cheaper too.
Dude you need to raise your standards. I'm not saying by a lot, but at least a little.
Yeah, my standards are normally very high. My wife is totally hot, and I've never fucked around on her before. Sometimes a man just has to dive into a dumpster and root around in the putrid garbage for a while so he can appreciate the nicer things he has in life. My only fear is that I might have caught something and given it to my wife.
I've fucked well over 50 women in the past 20 years. I never brought nothing home. I would never fuck a crack whore. They would fuck a horse for a buck to get a hit of crack. That is living dangerously
Gross man, just gross. You are infected now.