I like women to shit in my face

Women been shittin on men from the beginning of time, ain't nothin new.

What a disgusting animal you are, I would love to put you in a pit that you could not reach out of put a toilet seat over and have people piss and shit on you all day for three days, bet that would give you a roaring horn you prick.

Only if its beautiful women

Yeah, most women are kinda grossed out by that. Probably you might find some skanked out crack whore who is willing to take a dump on your face for a nominal fee.