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Son has been fucking fruit
My son is really bad at cleaning his room, and last week I had enough of it, so I went and did it myself. As I was throwing away piles of paper and crap from his desk, I came across some somewhat moldy oranges. They were unpeeled at the top, and had what looked like holes drilled into them, though they were uneaten. I was dumbfounded, like WTF is this?
When my son got home I asked him about it. He said "You really wanna know?" I said yes, I do, and he said "They feel good on my dick." I damn near passed out in shock when I realized that he meant that he was fucking oranges. That is so gross.
I think I should probably get him into counseling or something, because this is really fucked up psychological behavior. Not all of my friends or family are in agreement. I can't believe it, but some of them think it is no big deal. I have an appointment to take him to a therapist about this next week, but I thought I'd run it by the people here. Is there another approach I should try?
Damn! Why didn’t I think of fucking an orange?
Yes another approach you could try is apologizing for being a complete asshole parent and invading his privacy and sharing it with others. Newsflash...teen boys have messy rooms and jerk off a lot. Why don't you alert the media too?
You are telling friends and family about this? What a complete dick of a father. Way to have your son's back "dad". You need the counseling, not him. All he did was fuck oranges. But you fucked your son.
Or mom
I used to sneak and do that with the watermelon mom would buy for are summer outing. The bananas were for anal.
It is not a big deal. Provide him with a better alternative - why not talk to him and show your assets underneath your dress, and let him explore them to his satisfaction. Be open to him and open yourself to his sexual urge!
Was it a blood orange or a tangerine?
Seems normal to me. Just like me having this cucumber in my pussy right now.
Nice mother you are, blabbing to the whole world, instead of trying to get him a girl, maybe you should suck his dick. What a moron for telling everyone else, especially people u know
If he eats the fruit aftwerward would you still be mad as heck? Or does that suddenly make it alright?
My husband lays on the bed pulling a watermelon onto his cock. He makes a hole in it and comes inside it. It's highly erotic to see
Just forget about it. Nothing wrong with a kid fucking fruit or other inanimate objects, just looking for new sensations while masterbating. Stroking with your hand gets boring after a while, he's looking for something that feels more like pussy, so either give him some pussy or mouth to fuck, or leave him alone.
Yes, buy him a fleshlight. Merry Christmas son!