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Don’t want my wife to catch me
So I had sex with this woman I met at the bar tonight but I can’t get her smell off me and my wife will be home tomorrow morning. I’ve showered 3 times but I can still smell her on me. What do I do??
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Honestly I’m wondering how to get the smell of a condom off my dick too
There is a saying, " If it smells like colone leave it alone. If it smells like fish its a tasty dish."
THAT is a saying? Fish smells bad, too.
Not a fresh one
Yeah, you need to stop fucking those female skunks. If it's a human that stank you up that bad, you might wanna stop fucking them homeless bums.
Buy a few gallons of tomato juice. The acids and alkalines will get rid of it
If YOU can smell her, what's-her-name can sure as hell smell her!
Get sprayed by a skunk?
Definitely not!
The skunk would smell so much better than him, she'd assume THAT was the woman, hunt down and murder the poor skunk!
Or don't cheat!
Yeah thats always the bad side of creepin because these stupid bitches have perfumes that stick instead of washing off .. I hope that shit washed off you in time ..