Help?

If she was that strong smelling, it must have been diseased.

Dude, you can bathe in tomato juice or go to the pet store and get "skunk wash" that is usually used on dogs. Both will work fine. Open the windows and run some industrial style fans--you might need to rent those.

This really isn't rocket science.

Wash the sheets and comforter, Febreeze the rest of the house, leave the windows open, and take a fucking shower.

Even though I never want to lose that smell, a shower works, it's unfortunate it's so easy to wash off

You should've sweated, like a full workout, then bathed, or used something like vinegar.

Yeah she caught me. Showering didn't work and that's why I asked

What did she do? I bet she wanted some of that same pussy after smelling it on you

She kicked me out

You're a fucking idiot. She's better off without you.

What you need to do is get the smell of vagina off of you, and start smelling like a guy so this is what you do. Go back on Craigslist and get a gay guy to dick you down, that way you smell like a guy again. You're welcome.:)

Yes!!!!

Yeah showering is a good idea, but what's funny is that this site takes forever to update so I guess you wife found you smelling like vag.

Yup. She said I smelled like pussy and made me pull down my shorts and the evidence was there.

Soap

Didn't work

Dude, if the chick was so nasty that soap wont wash her vag smell off then you've got other stuff brewing down there too. See a Doc.

I've thought about your problem long and hard, now this is only a guess but have you thought about washing yourself, you know like taking a shower and using soap.
Like I said it's only a guess but it might help

I did and it didn't work, that's why I asked

Class!

Don't ever fuck a stinky pussy!