2 inch penis

So, I was setting by myself in the local bar one night, waiting for my wife to get there. A couple of her girlfriends showed up and set down at the bar. I was sitting at a table across the room and they noticed me, waved, and we echanged greetings briefly, then they started talking amongst themselves. I noticed they both kept looking at me and giggling quite a bit. After a few minutes, they both came over and set down next to me. They were both smiling and giggling then one of them finally said she just had to ask me something. She asked me if I really had a small penis. I was like WHAAAAAT? I told her I wasn't hung like a black man, but I had a slightly larger than average cock. She then told me that my wife was telling all her friends that I only had a two inch cock, fully erect. I was totally perplexed and had no idea why she would do that to me. I was totally embarrassed, then I got totally pissed off, stood up, and dropped my drawers right in front of them. I let them have a good look for a couple of seconds, then zipped my pants up and stormed out of the bar, madder than Hell at my wife. I went home and waited, trying to figure out why she would do that to me. She came home about an hour later, after her friends told her what happened at the bar. Turns out that this was her way of keeping her friends from trying to fuck me, by telling them all that I had a real small pecker. I told her that that was about the most embarrassing thing you can do to a man, and made her tell all of her friends the truth, or else I would have to show them in person.

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