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Bad timing
Last summer, I was driving through town one day on my way home from work. I was feeling really horny, as I often am, and decided to have a good wank on the drive home.
I stopped at a traffic light and unzipped my pants and pulled them down far enough to get my cock out. I was hard as a rock, and figured I could bust a real quick nut without anyone seeing me, even though I had the top down on my covertible Mustang. I was stroking hard and fast as I looked in the drivers side mirror and noticed a school bus pulling up alongside me as the next traffic light was turning red. I stopped at the light, and the bus stopped next to me. As I looked up, I noticed about a dozen highschool aged kids looking at me, pointing, laughing, and snapping pictures on their cellphones. A couple of them opened their windows and were yelling obscenities at me and really pissed me off so I told them to fuck off and flipped them off.
I was embarrassed and mad so I smoked both tires and sped off as fast as I could when the light turned green. Unfortunately, there was a cop that saw me burn out and pulled me over. I managed to get my pants pulled up before the cop walked up to my car, but unfortunately some kids on the bus called 911 and told them what I was doing and that they had pictures and videos of me wacking off. I didn't want to go through the embarrassment of a trial, so I pled guilty to indecent exposure, performing a lewd sex act in front of minors, wreckless driving, speeding, and exhibition of speed. I spent 7 months in county lockup, am on 2 years probation,and now have to register as a sex offender. It's a damned shame when a man can't beat off without having his entire life ruined. I think if a woman did this same thing, she would have never been arrested. This countrys justice system is biased and fucked up.
Should have got a lawyer and gone to court.
You're a fucking idiot with only yourself to blame.
Idiot.
Yeah, like you've never had an overwhelming urge to whip out your pecker and have a quick wank while driving? Not my fault a school bus happened to pull up along side while I was stopped at a traffic light.
True there is a double standard between male and females with things like this.
True a guy thinks to much with his little head and ends up in a world of shit.
Always turn off into somewhere you know you won't be bothered.