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He thinks i squirted :/
2 months into our relationship with my boyf i was still a little shy around him. We got pretty drunk one night and he started getting horny and wanting sex. I was 2 embarrassed to say that i had a massive boil on my inner labia. So i turned lights out and we started kissing, he put his hand down to my pussy and started to rub my clit, the more i moaned, the harder he rubbed. Except i wasn't moaning in pleasure i was actually groaning through gritted teeth as he was actually rubbing my boil not my clit. With that he rubbed a little too hard and it popped while i yelped. Discharge burst everywhere, and he actually thinks to this day he made me squirt, when in fact he bust my boil.
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Ummm, this falls under "Gross" ! You didn't cheat anybody, you just fooled a rube !
That's awesome kills two birds at a time you get the needed boil popped and your boyfriend gets his ego built up.
Why does your snatch have a pustle in the first place? What they hell has been growing down there or crawling around??
Yeah, that's fucking disgusting. At least he didn't pop it with his mouth.
Now you’ve done it. That’s fucking gross to even think about it.
My husband thinks he makes me squirt when I'm really just peeing. Why burst his bubble?
Squirting is peeing. Scientifically proven to be pee, it comes from the bladder, through the urethra. There is no other anatomical mechanism that can produce squirt. That said, I still love it when my old lady squirts on my face.
Thanks, I just ate.......
Gross