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I stuffed an uncooked thanksgiving turkey
You read that right, I LITERALLY did that to a whole uncooked turkey before putting it in the oven. No idea what came over me and I've NEVER done so before, lord have mercy on my soul...
On that note it wasn't that great, masturbation and sex toys are better.
So this is a warning to anyone who looks at a store bought, uncooked turkey funny trust me it's NOT worth it.
I fucked a watermelon. It was ok. I shot s big load. I kept it in the frig for a week. Shot a load every day.
That's sick dude. I only fuck live turkeys, fucking a dead one is just wrong.
You can get a wicked infection from uncooked turkey. The bacteria will infect your urethra, travel up into your prostate and bladder, and can even travel into your testicals. It causes intense swelling and pain, and can lead to sterility and death if untreated. It is safer to stick your unprotected pecker in a skanky crack whore than a raw turkey.
Did you cook it and eat the cum filled turkey? Next time jack off and use it as gravy in the mashed potatoes and get back to us.