Real life

My friend and I helped my mother home after a funeral,she was talking nonsense as we plonked her down on the sofa, arnt I lucky having two handsome men take care of me she slurred, I poured us all a large whiskey and mum started asking my friend Ian about his sex life, not a lot going on June he said, a good looking man like you Ian I can't believe it,if I was 20 years younger I know where I would be! Your not to old now June Ian told her, your making me blush stop teasing me, ok have it your way June! I went out the back for a cigarette and on my return Ian and my mother were kissing, my mother was making noises then I could see Ian hand rubbing her pussy, what if Richard catches us mum said, don't worry about him June, minutes later Ian was fucking my mother on the couch ,don't mind us my mother said

You're growing up to be a fine, instinctive young man, exploiting a woman in such a way. Some weirdo liberals may attempt to label it like they do everything ; claiming it's incestuous or that it is illegal due to her being passed out. Disregard that crap immediately. It's your loving mother, she adores you as her child & it's rather irrelevant that she isn't awake to experience your duty to her. Furthermore, being a man, you NEED a warm, loving vagina [only your mother can provide] to relieve your aching balls, massage your stiff Penis & deposit your semen into. Additionally, it's excellent practice for you to learn from ; taking your preferred amount of time before you ejaculate. Your mother would be overjoyed!! You can buy some booze for her to ensure your future of enjoyment with your inebriated mother too. Everyone Wins!!

Mmm...I wish I could have watched that. I would've joined in.