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I am so frustrated
I am home from college for the summer and I do not want to have sex with any of the men around where I live because they will just all talk about it. I love living away at college, I have had an off campus apartment every year and always get at least one roommate. I love to go out dancing with all my friends and then invite one or two back to my place for some romping.
I was so turned on this week that I made love to a cucumber, closest thing to a penis I could find around here.
You rather stick a cucumber up your pussy, than a real man? WTF
I love cucumbers, you can get some pretty damn big ones!!