THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR SET ME UP
The lady who's living in the apartment next to mine came off as a creep when I met her. She was interested to know if I was married or if I had a girlfriend. Yes I said I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. 3 years and your not married what's wrong with you she said. My girl isn't interested in marrige, she was married and said she wasn't getting married anytime soon so I leave it that way. Well she said I haven't seen her come around are you sure she's really your girlfriend. I had no girlfriend and I don't know why I;m talking to this lady who seems like a busybody. I lied and said she's living in another town for her job, we don't get to see each other much. Oh she said don't you worry about her going with other men. No we kind of have some freedom to see others. She said she's no girlfriend she's more than likely going with other men, don't you care if she's having sex with other guys? I said yes, it bothered me but what can I do if I hold her down I'll never get sex with her and she'd probably leave me. Leave you she said, you should leave her she's no damn good for you. She said you need a good woman someone that's serious and relationship minded. Yea maybe someday I said . She said I have a friend, she's single cute and lookining for someone. She's divorced and has a good job. I think you 2 would make a nice couple let me set you up for a date she said. No thanks I said trying to get away from her. Oh come on she said you have nothing to loose she's a good girl, she's educated, she's single and she's nice looking. I said well ok but I can't promise it would go anywhere. She said I think she would like you, I said ok let me know. About a week later we meet at a local resturant, cute don't say anything about how good looking I thought she was until I saw the size of her ass, it was big. Trying to over look her ass we had dinner and a few drinks. She was a good looking smart woman, I liked her reguardless of her big ass. We dated a few times and she invited me to her apartment for a home cooked meal, was the first time I was in her apartment, she was not in mine yet. After we ate we sat on her couch having drinks and talked over the TV. She put her arm around me and kissed me. In no time we were in her bed having sex like eager teenagers. I never had better sex in my life. We had sex for hours, I went home at 3 am. I was worn out, I hurt from all the attention she gave me. I've been dating her for a while, she recently asked how I felt about the size of her ass. I said I see past it, your beautiful in so many ways it dosen't bother me. She said she's been working on it. After she divorced she was depressed and used food for comfort. She said everything she ate went and stuck to her ass. She said you make me so happy and I'm going to get back in shape. I said don't do it for me, do it for yourself. I just can't get over the dingbat next door that set me up with her, she is a kook but I can't really thank her enough for setting us up. As time goes by I find myself in love with this woman and the things she does for me proves she loves me too, she's the best thing to ever come into my life and I will be getting married to her in the future.
Don't marry a woman like that.