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My wife went to see her family
My wife had to leave for the weekend, she went to see her aging parents, I got to stay home with my 2 kids 8 and 10 yrs old. The woman next door is a drunk, a pain in the ass. Her husband dumped her a while back because of her out of control drinking. Late that Saturday afternoon she was in her backyard. She had a long t shirt on that went halfway down her thighs, no bra, no shoes she looked kind of sexy, she has a nice body with a little belly but very fuckable. I watched her fumbling with the hose, she was lost she had no idea of what she was doing she was so drunk. I called over to her, I had a half a hardon and wanted to gawk at her tits, maybe see more. Hey Sharon what are you doing I asked. This fricking hose don't work. I asked if she wanted me to check it out, oh please she said. She was turning the valve the wrong way. I tried to explain, she was a mess she didn't even care. I said ok you can use the hose now. She looked at me and said "I want to suck your dick" she pulled her t shirt all the way up over top of her tits. Her areolas and nipples were big, now I have a real hard hardon. I looked my kids are playing in the yard, their ok for a few minutes. We walked over to a secluded area of her yard, I dropped my pants and she took her t shirt off, got on her knees and made me cum in a few minutes. I let my load of cum shoot off in her mouth, she giggled. I was going to lick her pussy but she stunk, I did suck her nipples though. I saw her the next day, I wanted another bj since she was better than my wifes cock sucking skills. I didn't have the nerve to ask she wasn't drunk yet. She was so drunk I really don't think she even realizes she sucked me off. By the time she got good and loaded that afternoon my wife was home. I kept my eyes out for her seeing if she'd be out in her yard, she was and so was my wife. They had a brief chat and I became scared she would remember then tell my wife. My wife said I just talked to Sharon next door, she's wasted again. Just like yesterday I said, did she have to say I asked. Nothing she just babbled, I had to make an excuse and come inside. I think I'm going to stay away from Sharon, I was lucky to have gotten away with it but I can't really trust that she'd possibly talk about blowing me in her backyard.
Way to close to home and wife. Keep your safety space.
When I was in my early teens I lived next to a woman just like that . She would get so wasted she would get lost in the neighborhood. She was a widow in her late fifties , more than once she sucked me off in her living room after I found her wondering around lost and helped her back to her house. The next day she wouldn't remember a thing or acted like she didn't anyway.
You should be careful , let her blow you if she wants but don't fuck her unless you use protection . You never know what she is carrying and you don't want to take anything home to your wife.