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A Better Way to Wake Up
Girls, if you are married or living with your boyfriend, listen up.
Sometimes I have a great dream about having sex with a beautiful woman. I am fucking her and I am about to cum. Then the worst thing happens; the damned alarm clock goes off, wrenching me out of my dream before I can finish fucking that beautiful woman.
That really starts my day off wrong and puts me in a bad mood.
In the mornings, we guys experience something we call "morning wood"; it's a morning erection. We wake up with a hard-on.
Do you love your man? Want to keep him for yourself? Keep listening.
Get an alarm clock with an ear piece for yourself, or teach yourself to wake up early on your own (it can be done). Then while your man is still sleeping, moving slowly so as not to awaken him, slide down under the covers until you are facing his erect penis. Gently exhale your warm breath on the head of his cock, then take him into your mouth and hold still a moment. You may hear him groan a little. The idea is to give him a slow sensuous blowjob while he is still sleeping and let him wake up blowing his cum into your mouth.
Your man will love you for this. It is a great way to start the day, and a great ending to his dream.
Not only will you get points for the blowjob, you are not equated with the fantasy dream girl his subconscious mind had him dreaming about. You are literally his dream girl.
You may need to practice this for a while to get the hang of it. Contact me about a training schedule.
My wife already does this on a regular basis like two or three times a week. She has always been an early riser, gets things going like the coffee or maybe mixes up some eggs and bacon cooking slow then comes back into the bedroom and slides under the covers. I wake up to the blankets going up and down with her mouth devouring my cock. I love her a lot.
Oooh, I would love to train with you. My hunband doesn't really like blowjobs. You know, he's an idiot.
Oh my God, I didn't know there were any men who didn't like blowjobs.
Man I LOVE them. My girls have never been the type who really love sucking dick. Some of them did it for me once in a while to keep me happy, but I sensed it was more of a job for them than fun.
I like going downtown myself. I get pleasure from giving pleasure, hearing my girl moan, breathe hard, etc. and undulating her hips slowly, then faster, then bucking her hips and getting louder. I am beating up the little man in the boat with my tongue, and saying "come over here" with my forefinger in her vag.
I want to experiment with those small electric inserts, the ones which give a mild electric charge, not shocking but stimulating. I hear they are out of this world. Of course sex after all that is mandatory.
Yeah we could train each other, there is always something more to learn. Anyway, the learning part is so damned enjoyable!!