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Going for a walk in the woods tomorrow morning...totally naked
My wife's boss called her this afternoon telling her she has to hop a plane to Denver tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn. She'll be out the door and on her way to the airport at 4:00 a.m. Which means I'll be able to roll out of bed at 6:00 a.m. and go for a nice long walk IN THE NUDE along the bike trail that winds through the woods directly across the street from our house! I should be able to pull this off without getting caught, since I highly doubt that any walkers/bikers will be out there at such an early hour on a Sunday morning. I'm going to bring along my digital camera and tripod and take LOTS of pictures. Stay tuned...I'll report back on how it all went.
I'm with you on this - there was a 5k loop at my college that was mostly behind the cover of trees, but with a golf course on one side and roads periodically on the other. I used to go running after dusk shirtless, and sometimes, when it was dark and people were scarce, I'd just take my shorts off altogether and run naked along the path. Never got caught; sometimes ran almost the full three miles nude....
I set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. The wife was long gone. Before heading out into the woods, the first thing I had to do was strip naked in our garage to slather insect repellent all over my body to keep from being eaten alive. I was on the trail by 5:45 a.m. Sunrise was at 6:15 a.m., so it was just starting to get light out. Just as soon as I entered the woods directly across the street from our house, I stripped naked and carried my clothes with me while I proceeded to walk about 300 yards down the main trail to the first of two wooden footbridges that span a couple of creeks that feed into a small duck pond on the other side of the conservatory. I veered off the main trail by this footbridge and walked along a small footpath into the deep woods until I found a safe spot to dump my clothes. Then I turned around and headed back out to the main trail, across the two footbridges and all along the main trail to the duck pond--about a half mile away. Anybody could have seen me, but I was right--nobody was out there that early in the morning on a Sunday. I sat myself down on a park bench near the bond and jerked off to the most INTENSE orgasm I've experienced in years.
Why don't you just go to a nudist club?
I don't want to walk around naked in front of a bunch of other naked people. Where's the thrill in that? What gets my juices flowing is walking around naked in places where it's VERBOTEN.
I've always wanted to do that but the trails near me are used a lot and I would for sure get caught, and knowing my luck it would be a park ranger.
This one time though I went hiking, fully clothed, and after a couple of miles in I was getting horny because 1). I didn't wear any underwear and 2). I thought how fun it would be to get naked and jerk off. I found an area that was away from the main trail, in the sun and behind several boulders and trees. It was crazy quite and no one around so I proceeded to get undressed. When I was completely naked I found a nice grassy area to lay down in and began to jerk off. I didn't want to cum too soon so I just layer there and played with my cock nice and slow at the same time enjoying the view of the open plains. It felt exhilarating being completely naked out in the woods enjoying myself.
Keep doing what your doing and enjoy.
It's the best, isn't it? And yet I don't consider myself an exhibitionist because I'm VERY CAREFUL about NOT being seen. I just like being nude outdoors or in places that I shouldn't be. Like in my company's office building after hours or on weekends. I've worked for seven different companies since graduating from college, and I've walked naked around the offices of four of them (obviously no security cameras or taping systems). I just get off being nude in places where its not allowed.
What a weird thing to do. lol