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I wasn't sure where to put this for the category. I am a 34 year old woman, 5'0", fair skin, hazel eyes, wire frame glasses, and medium blonde hair (keep it short). Guys have complimented my legs on regular basis. My breasts are large for my height (32DDD) and my nipples are super sensitive (sucking them = quickest way to get me wet & begging to have you inside of me). I keep my areas shaved. I am no more than 10 lbs overweight and have lost a good bit of weight. I workout regularly doing a combo of (cycling, walk, run/walk intervals, rowing machine) and strength training (dumbbells and body weight). I have a college degree as well as some graduate level education. I have a full time job and my own place. My humor tends to run dry and sarcastic, loves horrible puns, and telling jokes with a straight face. I am also a cat mom, that enjoys hiking, traveling, wildlife/nature photography, and volunteering when I can. I am also a social introvert (look it up).
I enjoy sex, but haven't been with that many guys. In fact, I have only been with one guy. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30. I'm not always perceptive to guys flirting with me, but I digress. Although I didn't lose my virginity until I was 30, I really enjoy having sex and willing to try new things (up to a point). I'm not longer dating the guy that I lost my virginity to, even though we still talk, at times.
My question is, based on the description of my body and personality, am I complete turnoff? Would guys be interested in me, long term as well as being interested in me sexually? Would guys be ok with the fact that I've only had sex with one guy and that I'm not quite a porn star in the bedroom? I can answer any questions about what I'd be willing to do and not do sexually if that would help answer the question.
I just now read your post and you sound like the result of the most desirable character traits and physical components of what the perfect, custom designed from my deepest sub-concious mind.
I've never even considered or imagined what that specific Woman would actually look like, but after reading your description I realized that is exactly what the manifestation of the Woman designed from my innermost thoughts or dreams.
I am also somewhat socially introverted and reluctant to fully open up to Women until I am really comfortable around rhem, which usually takes a few months.
You should not be so worried about being anyone's perfect match and just be yourself because there are plenty of guys who would be absolutely delighted to be your one and only mate/lover.
I know this because I am definitely one of them.
You are welcome to contact me if you wish to be worshipped and adored for the rest of your life.
Zapster7@icloud.com.
You sound fucking amazing? I'd love to fuck you all day & all night. Do you like big cocks?
In all seriousness...head to toe you sound like my ideal woman!!!! The things we'd do...
Fun...
My biggest turn on is short women with a good head on her shoulders. I'd love to please you in every way possible ...over and over...
Fun and lots of sweat :)
Hey there,
The other comments on here don't really answer your question or make much sense, so I just had to write something. You sound like an amazing woman, to be perfectly honest. So yes, guys would most definitely be turned on by what you described. Stop being so hard in yourself and just be you!
It's clichéd that all guys want someone with tons of sexual experience. If you have a great personality and a reasonably attractive body, then there is most definitely a guy out there for you. Hang in there and best of luck!
Your tits sound amazing. I want to milk you!
Grow out your hair, wear dresses and heels, quit calling yourself a "cat mom", and let men revel in your innocence. Let them do anything, you might like it.
Absolutely not sweetheart.As men we all have one thing in common and that's "The face" lol.The face you women make when you do something new and love it so much that you go into complete euphoria.Guys will love that and will love to teach you new things.What all have you not done?