Hospital gowns
When I went into the hospital for my last colon scan, they put me in a room with just a curtain in front. A nurse gave me a large bag and a folded hospital gown. She told me to take everything off, put my clothes in the bag, place it under my gurney, and put on the gown. She then left and half heartedly closed the curtain. So i took everything off, noticing that the curtain was open at either end and there were lots of people walking by. So I put on the gown and tried to tie the closures in back. I was still struggling when another nurse pulled the curtain aside and came in announcing that she was here to take a blood sample. She saw me struggling and said, Here let me help you with those. She turned me around so that I was facing away from the open curtain. She then opened my gown completely wide exposing my bare butt to herself and anyone walking by. Nice butt, she said, then tied the ties covering me up. I sat back, she drew my blood, and left.
I had to wait a long time, and had to take a pee. The bathroom was across the aisle and just to the right. I gathered up my iv bottle with one hand and made my way across the aisle. The nurse hadn't tied my gown ties very tightly and my gown flowed open. I could tell my bare ass was in plain view for everyone to see. Going back to my room, I had a young lady volunteer come over, took my arm and helped my back. I could tell she was getting quite the eyeful and enjoying it very well.
Sounds like that made a doctor visit much better.