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Fed Ex guy just saw my dick
I was working out in the garage naked as always. I heard this truck pull up in front, so I thought I would check it out and see. I am expecting packages, but most of them come from the Post Office. I looked out the window and saw a Fed Ex guy start to leave with his package. I opened the door a bit and called out to him that I was here. He brought it back and said that he needed a signature for it. I wasn't going to open the door more but he was preparing his remote thing for my signature. When he handed it to me I opened the door wide and took it to sign. I was completely naked in the doorway. He handed me the package and said to have a nice day. He got a good look at my naked body and my exposed dick but didn't miss a beat. It was so exciting to unexpectedly be able to show someone my dick.
Delivery people and meter readers have seen it all! Unless they are a newbie on the job.
Pissed my panty reading this.
I read this and I am laughin' about it
Im still laughin about it
Two nights later and I'm still laughing about it
How the fuck works in a garage naked ?
Why not?
Yeah let's all expose ourselves to delivery women
Cover up before you answer; these people are working and they are usually in committed relationships; know that work committed?
Too funny..I have a tendency to go naked at home during the workday, as I work from home. Last year, around my birthday, my older sister texted me that my Omaha Steaks order (her gift) was on the way, and, be home a certain day. I was home, and, fully naked.
Doorbell rings, and I assume the UPS guy is leaving the cooler. One, it was a she, not a he, and, two..She had it in hand, waiting for me to open the door. I did, in full, catching her off guard but with a smile. Her sense of humor was great, too. Said something about "two packages" while handing me the steaks cooler. Stinks I haven't seen her since.