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At the big box home improvement store
Was at a very popular home store, I go there very often and met a young woman who works there that I became friendly with. She's 30 years younger than me, in fact she's the same age as my youngest daughter. I told her about my daughter being the same age. She asked me if any of her friends ever attracted me. I said what 23 year old dosen't attract an old guy like me. She asked if I was attracted to her. I said stop you know that's not something we should talk about, of course I'm attracted. Oh good she said because I would like to fuck you. Really I said you'd fuck an old guy like me? She said hell yea if your generous. I said what are you a hooker too? Well kind of she said, I like older men and older men seem to like me so for $150. you can fuck me. I called her out on it, I pulled 2 $100 dollar bills out of my wallet and handed them to her. You can keep it all if your serious. Give me you cell number and I'll call you when I get out of work she said. Sure enough she called me and met me at a sleezy motel a few towns away. I relived my youth fucking this little sex toy, she was great and completely uninhibited, she is sex crazy and likes fucking for cash. I still see her at the store and for the last 5 months I given her $200 a shot to have sex with her, she's well worth it and as long as she's going to do it with me I'm going to do it with her. The last time we met she did me for free for being " very generous".
So how do you explain the "cash flow bleed" to your wife?