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Masturbated at the gym
So, Im 45 and Ive been going to this gym for years and Ive never seen anything inapropriate nor done anything, but the other night I was there late and only a few other people. Went to the sauna after my workout and was naked except for the towel. I had been taking some semen volume pills and drinking celery juice for a couple weeks, all of a sudden my cock was bone hard under the towel. I entertained it for a bit, opened the towel, let it shine it's full glory uncovered, no one was around. After a bit I covered it, sat there, no one was around, thought some more, then I said fuck it, pulled it out and started stroking. I had forgotten that I was supplementing my semen volume and it had been a few days, and I had the towel to catch the sperm but I was not prepared for what came shooting out. Just as I was about to cum I all of a sudden panicked and fumbled the towel, it fell, and was no use at all, and I was cumming and nothing could stop it so I just pointed it to my chest and shot 6 massive sperm ropes all over the wall behind me (made of cedar), my face, my chest, some squirted backward onto the bench, the floor, there was cum all over me and splashes and drops on the cedar all around me. Wow that shit really works, but this was a bad choice of a testing place. I picked up the towel and wiped the cum off my face, chest, stomach, thigh, and one leg and ankle. The cum on the wood was really bothering me, nothing I could do on the wall behind me but sit up and lean my head back on it so I would leave a sweat stain and mask it, then on the seat and floor I would lean over and drip sweat droplets making a bigger puddle. Then after all my cum was masked in bigger sweat puddles I just got up and took a shower and left.
Lol. Gross, man. Funny too. If I had been in there with you, there wouldn't have been a mess.