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I work as a tow truck driver, and I get pussy alot, at least 3 or 4 times a year and Im married and my wife doesnt have a clue. Just this morning I was called to tow a car for a girl. I'm 55 so to me anything under 30 is a girl. She had a homely look that I could tell if she new how to doll herself up she would be hot! So I was super nice to her, she returned the friendlyness. I noticed she would stand real close to me, ask questions, brushed her hand against me when I gave her the pen to sign her ticket. I gave her my personal card and emphasized my cell phone. Then she asked if I was thirsty and wanted to come in, yessir I knew that was the signal to come in and FUCK! I was right. Walked in, she got me some water, I looked around, family pictures, a guy, he your husband? I asked, No, my boy friend. Oh, where is he? He's in Texas till next week. Oh, sooooo....she comes up to me and we start making out, she gets more intense, breathing hard....off come the clothes. Bam on the couch doggy style, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, then down on me taking it down her throat, boom I blow in her mouth and she swallows it. Then I thanked her by pulling a marathon pussy feast on her, tounge fucking her, sucking her clit, making her shake and quake over and over, then one time spit on my bare cock and slid it in her tender pussy and gave her more orgasms. Rammed her for about 20 minutes and was having a hard time cumming (hey, I'm 55 what do you want) so she said fuck me in the ass. DAYAM! All she had was vaseline, so fuck it, slid right in her tiny A hole, slowly, workd up a little rythim, then bam ramming her virgin asshole. Didnt take long, maybe 3 minutes and boom! another shot right up her colon. Thats when she told me I was the first guy to cum in her ass. Nice! I sure love my job. I should write a book sometime.
I boot cars that have over parked in downtown lots. Women come out of work at 5/6 and the water works start. I don't have the money, I didn't know it was a private lot, I didn't see the signs, everyone parks here, blah, blah and blah. It's $199 to get the boot off or you get my nut off and I remove the boot for free. I get laid every week, when conferences are in town can happen every day. Usually it's on the bench seat of my tow truck and once in a while in my little office or her car. I let them suck my cock till I'm good and hard and wet, then fuck them - always missionary so I can watch their face as I slide in. I get off on their revulsion, on what they've degraded themselves into doing just to save a dollar because they wanted to get away with something. I love it. They always tell me to pull out before I come, but I never do. Sometimes I have to hold them down when they realize I'm spewing my baby batter in their vag. I don't care. I leave them with a heavy creampie and send them home to their spouses. I don't make much, but this is the.best.job.ever.
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