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Hello. I had endulged in some day drinking and had been laying out. I got hungry and ordered a sub sandwich. when the delivery guy arrived, I made sure he looked of age. well he was older and a bit on the heavy side. I basically pretented to not notice that my tight yellow tank top really did not hid much. I managed to get him to chat with me for about 20 mins. I know when I wasn't "paying attention" he was looking. it made me feel good and I'm sure he enjoyed himself.
I bet he thought, "God, what a pathetic fucking drunk !"
I absolutely love doing this too. I will order food or have a service guy come and fix something and wear a very small shirt. When they come in they are a little baffled as to what is going on or maybe it's because I have a big belly that may or may not be viewed as attracted. However one guy was totally digging it and he came in my place to set up the cable. I bent over and when I came up all of my 45 inches of belly was literally hanging out. As I stood over him to make sure he was hooking the cable up right he stood up. He poked my belly. I shoo'd his hand away. He said "i thought that this is what you wanted fatso". Then he poked my belly Again. So I started backing up and he backed me onto my couch where I fell backwards. He then sat down next to me and started jiggling my belly while saying he likes fat jiggle bellies. I told him that I was not fat. He then shook my belly. Then he dug down in my belly button while telling me how big and delicious it looked. He then swirled his tounge deep down into the walls of my belly button until I was meaning. He told me that if he comes back over and sees my belly again he was going to do the same thing. He then stood over me and looked at me and finished hooking up the cable.
Very fun...I encouraged a now-former gf of my friend (I was close with them both, and she'd call me all the time for day drinking bitch sessions about him) to do the same one afternoon. Met with her at a nearby bar, we had several drinks, no food, and, got a little physical (such was also normal; she was very flirty, sexy, and, lacked self-confidence so was an easy mark). We left, and went back to the half-double she shared with my friend, and hung out while he was at work.
Got hungry, and I ordered pizza hut. As we chatted in the back yard, she raised her shirt to mid-ribs level to cool off, then, at my urging..Just a bit more, to just the bottom of her firm, marvelous tits. Now, this woman is a tall, attractive blonde, with a great, if imperfect, smile. very lanky-sexy, fit body. Tank top to just the bottom of her tits, shorts unbuttoned and below her oval innie navel, long blonde hair down. Any guy would have stared.
Pizza Hut guy shows up..Average looking dude, but definitely interested in HER. I paid, and motioned to her "Mere...C'mere and flip up a little bit..Give this guy a thrill". In her semi-inebriated mood, she did just that; Flashed her tits for him and kept her shirt up long enough for him to fire off a cell pic or two. He thanked both of us...Said she's beautiful and please order again, make sure he's the one delivering. I promised yes, and, maybe next time, I'd have her in a "little less" clothing wise. Even she had fun with it!
Next time take your tits out and let him suck them
What a brilliant fucking idea !