Sex with a chicken
I member one time, bout a year gone bye, I was feeling real horney cuz my sister done run off with the carnival that come through town every year, and momma wouln't give me the sex no more cuz daddy found out and was terrible mad. So I was out to the chicken coop gatherin up them eggs to sell cuz momma needed to pay for that abortion cuz she thought she was pregnated by that there black man what lives down the street. Now mommas not black and daddys not black so if momma shit out a black baby then daddy probably shit a fence post and all hell break loose. So as I is looking at them there eggs I got to thinking that them eggs is bout the same big around as my pecker so I thought maybe I might stick my dick in one of them hen chickens. Now I aint no kinda pervert or nothing, but it did feel some good and it was way tighter than my sister and my momma.
You must be a right fucking plonker .