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Too much lube
Back in my early twenties, I had always wanted to try anal sex, but none of my girlfriends were willing. Then one night, I finally caught a break. My girlfriend was out of town for a couple of nights so me and a couple of buds went for a few drinks. I met this decent looking chick, she was a little bit heavy, but still very sexy, and very friendly. After a few drinks I took her home and we immediately jumped into bed and went at it like a couple of sex starved rabbits. I told her I loved her big sexy ass, and asked her if she ever did anal. She said she hadn't but would like to try it if I was careful not to hurt her. Knowing what I had heard about anal sex, it was very important to use lots and lots of lube. I grabbed the bottle of cherry flavored lube that my girlfriend kept on the night stand, and rubbed a large amount on my rock hard cock. I then rubbed a couple of drops all around her anus, and just to make sure, I stuck the tip of the bottle in and shot what I thought was a couple of small squirts up her bung. Turns out, though, I actually squirted half a bottle up there. She squirmed around a little and told me it felt kinda funny. I told her I wanted to make sure she is well lubed. So, I gently caressed her bung with my fingers and slowly inserted my middle finger. She had a very tight ass, and it took a couple of minutes before she was ready for my 7 inch bone. I slowly inched it in, feeling her tight sphincter pulsing around my throbbing cock. It was very warm, and very wet from all the lube. Eventually I was buried balls deep in my first ass hole. It was every bit as good as I thought it would be. I asked her how it felt, and she said it felt good, but she felt like her stomache was churning and she felt like she had to fart real bad. I told her that I would pull out, and she could just let er rip. I pulled my cock out of her ass, and she immediately blew a huge stream of the natiest smelling liquid shit out of her ass, all over my face, hair, chest, bed, walls and I later even found some splattered on the ceiling. I instantly gagged and puked uncontrollably all over her fat ass and my shit laden bed. After a moment of silence, she stood up and said that she though I mighta used too much lube, and that she thought she had better clean up and go home. As I lay on my bed waiting for her to get outa my shower, I thought to myself that this night couldn't have gone any worse. And about thirty seconds later, my girlfriend walked in.
When I was in my early 20's, still single. I'd go out on Friday and Saturday nights to bars and clubs. I'd ask different girls to dance, a few would except now and then. I'd usually pick out the chubby girls, or the not so good looking girls. Usually the one that no one else were asking to dance.
One Saturday night, I went to a kind of a hole in the wall bar. It wasn't very big, but had and older clientele. Only music was a jukebox playing, old 50's and 60s country songs. Their was a lady probably in her late 40s, I never asked. Sitting at the bar. I sat down next to her, we struck up a conversation, talking about everything. We were buying each other drinks back and forth. It got to be closing time. I said my good by's to her and got up to leave. She asked me if I'd walk her to her car. I agreed. Once at her car she kissed me, we started making out leaning up against her car. She asked me to come back to her place, I accepted. Once there she took me straight to her bedroom. Clothes came off, we were on the bed, going at coyotes in heat. (Doing it doggy style). That's when she said she wanted to do anal. I'd done that a couple of times with other girls. She said their was condoms and lube in the night stand. It was dark, I found the drawer felt inside found the condoms. Put one on, reached back in and found what I thought was the tube of lube. Smeared some on the condom on my cock. Put cock against her asshole and pushed it in. Her asshole was really loose. All of a sudden she started screaming, bucking, thrashing, kicking. I thought this lady really likes anal. Then told me to get off of her. I did, and she ran to the bathroom.
Apparently the tube i grabbed was Icey Hot, not lube. We've got together several times since that night. But now we have sex with at least one light on.
I remember the first time our neighbor at the time gave me anal. Ended up I didn't want him to quit fucking my ass, fact is I loved it so much he set me up with his brother and a few of their friends and trained me all night long many times, the most that ever took me one night was 14 and they all did me more than once. I just can't get enough and the more I get the more I want. Guess you might call me a anal slut. That's ok for I know what I love.
Now that's some funny shit!