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Should I tell her?
I am completely grossed out and I don't know what to do. I went home to meet my wife for my lunch break. After we had lunch she hugged me, we started kissing and then we began touching one another. We take our clothes off and start having sex, everything is going well and feeling good she's getting more into it as we go. She's on top riding me and I'm grabbing her ass, she tells me to stick my finger in her ass (we've done anal play plenty of times before so this wasn't anything out of the ordinary) so I wet my finger with her pussy and I stick it in her ass. Immediately I knew something was wrong it felt different this time, normally its tight and not as easy going as this time was. It was right before we both finished when all this happened so as soon as she was done I took my finger out and look over her to catch a glimpse at my finger and what I saw was the worst thing that I expected. My finger was dirty and I had her shit all over it. As I'm trying my best not to puke I go straight to the bathroom and clean myself. She had no clue of what had just happened and I didn't know how to tell her because I knew it would disgust her as much as it did me. I don't know if I should tell her what happened and if telling her will affect our sex life. Should I let her know or do I keep it to myself? Regardless I think this has traumatized me enough to never wanna do anal play again.
Get over it .
I would suggest using your thumb first . There’s just something about shit on your fingers that’s different than your thumb
I was at a porn theater in the back they have private viewing booths. People go there and use the place ( especially the back) as a fuck arena. This skinny sexy red hair chick was letting men take her, any and every way while her boyfriend watched. I stuck my finger in her ass. When I pulled out it was covered in shit. So I stuck it in her pussy, and rubbed it around against the wall to clean it off. All while others were fucking her. I exited the booth and washed my hands. Her ass got my finger covered in brown shit, and her pussy got it off. I'm in the medical field and can't stop laughing everytime I think of her getting an infection.🤣
Imagine a man sticking his finger or dick in an asshole and getting shit on it who would expect something like that would happen.
Then he said he had done anal before a few times hard to believe he got no shit in at least one of those few times.
Bet his wife knew he was getting shit on his finger.
Its up to you of course, but if it was me, Id have to suck it up and deal with it. Won't be so bad after a while. Humans can get use to a LOT. Whatever you do , don't shame her. In fact do it again. Yeah. I said do it again , why ? It'll get you past your feelings. Your woman sounds nice. I wouldn't want to lose her over something trivial.
Dude! Buttholes are made for passing shit. That's what they do. Everybody knows if you're gonna stick your finger in a bung hole, you gotta stick your tongue up there first to clean it out good.
Absolutely do not tell her!!! You need to get over it yourself, but you don't need to embarrass her too. Be a gentleman and let it go.
Yeah, get over it! If you are going to stick your finger up ass holes you're going to find some shit once in a while. Live with it or stop sticking your finger up there!
Be an adult about it. It's an asshole. There will be shit there if you do anal play unexpectedly. Next time do anal play after she already knows you're going to be intimate or don't do it at all.
Just keep your finger out of arse. Simples