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What happened to the sex we used to have?
I know this might seem shallow, but one of the reasons I married you was the awesome sex. Before the "I Do" you were the best lay I ever had, by a mile. What happened to the boyfriend who would kiss my breats, nibble my collarbone, pull my hair? What happened to the times you would play with me til I begged to come, or fuck me rough and hard?
Nowadays the closest I come to dirty talk is "you wanna fuck?", gesturing to an already erect penis. If I'm lucky foreplay will be a minute of neck nibbling before some orfice is penetrated.
I try to show you what I want, to be communicative both verbally and *ahem* physically. I try to take my time and savor it, see what you want and show you what I like. We always fall back into the same patterns, though. What happened to the sex life we used to have? What happened to the fire, the passion, the utter sensuality that added another wonderful dimension to our relationship?
What happened to us?
That is what happens in all relationships and will happen in any new ones you might think of attempting. Introduce more role play and dress up. My sex life is great and we have been married over 25yrs. If you have kids, have some one keep them for a night and take him to a motel somewhere and go at it. One lady that was married a long time on here said that they role play outside the bedroom by meeting each other at a bar or her giving him head in a public restroom. Make it your mission to find ways to spice it up, but don't resort to porn as men see it differently than women. They want to do the actual woman and that leads into real life at work ect. Keep it only with you and really find ways to get him hot. Go around touching his crotch for a while and don't give it to him right away; just keep touching it till he goes mad and then ask him to bang you hard.
Same thing here. Except I am the guy.
Shit happens man. Look I would like to lick the pussy of nearly every women I see, except the fat, ugly or Welsh ones of course. But it is unlikely I will.
You got fat and ugly so now I fuck your sister
And one day she'll tell her and you will be the laughing stock.