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MILF in yoga pants
To the pretty young MILF in the yoga pants that knowingly cut me off in the grocery store today: I just want you to know that I took the opportunity to thoroughly enjoy staring at your sweet, perfect ass the whole time while waiting for my turn to check out. Then I went home and masturbated furiously while fantasizing about doing you bent over on the checkstand while everyone else went about their business. Nice ass, bitch.
Yeah,I remember you,loser. So glad you beat ur meat dreaming about me. You may do so anytime,lol. But you'll never have me. In fact I'd never even give you the time of day.lol
Wow , go figure she’d be on this site .
Fuck off, homely cunt! He wasn’t talking about your blubber butt!