Sexless marriage, think of my exgf
My wife is very hard to turn on and have sex with. Once while trying oral, she took off into the bathroom and brushed her teeth. Then came back into the room and said "sowwy" like a little kid. And every time I try to turn her on, she just isn't 'into it' but will repeatedly say "I wanna fuck Pitbull" or have his baby or something. I feel it insulting that she just does whatever to avoid having sex. We have been married for two years and we only have had a full sex session once. The day after our marriage.
So now I think of my exgirlfriend from 2009 in Chicago that gave me the best sex I ever had. She was so damn sexy and if she wasn't crazy, we would have been married. Hair like Shakira, Swedish and Italian decent, green eyes, olive skin, perfect breasts that she could suck on, a perfect full round ass, and athletic legs. She also had the sweetest 'honey' I ever tasted.