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Just A Random Colossal Cucumber
It was a hot day and I was naked and horny. My ass felt real loose and itchy and needed stuffed.I was playing with my dangling balls and tugging my tumescent cock. I lost my dildo collection in transit from Atlanta. The zucchini looked to thin and gnarly but that huge bulbous firm cucumber enticed me and pre cum dribbled from my swaying cock.It looked way to big but I was loose and horny and maybe...I greased my asshole and easily worked in 4 fingers then all 5. I was real stretchy and loose that day. I greased the massive veggie and squatted on it. I sucked in a popper blast and bore down hard.I felt the huge bulbous head enter my anus. God! It was sooo big! I pushed down and got a third of it in my hungry ass. I waited till the brief pain and burning subsided and put my weight on it again. I felt a sharp pain as my anus slid over the widest part then glided easily down almost to the opposite end. I had almost 8 inches of firm, huge, thick fat cucumber jammed up my ass and I'd never been so filled up and stretched out. My cock was dripping clear lines and bobbing up and down in front of my belly. On impulse I took a popper blast and squatted all the way down. I felt the entire cucumber get sucked up my asshole! What a hot rush! It was like I had a football jammed in my ass! My cock started to throb and jolt and pump out geysers of hot sticky jizz that splashed on the hardwood floor 3 or 4 feet away. Damn! I shot off without even touching my cock! I went to the bathroom leaned my ass over the tub and shit out the big green giant.It hurt some, coming out and bounced around the tub a little. But neither my ass or the cucumber was any the worse for wear. Well I guess my ass was a little sore for a few days. I saved the cuke and ran a retrieval cord through the smaller end and hung it up in the shower. It was more fun than any of those expensive high end dildo's I had!
I’ve always wanted to do that with a cucumber but just never got around to it. I thought I was the only one that had thoughts like these. I used to have a huge 10 inch dildo that gave me a lot of trouble getting it up my ass at first, but after a lot of practice stretching my asshole with it, it became easy. I’m glad I practiced because later I met a guy with a 14 inch dick and he was all I could handle.
Mmmmm...I wish I had been there with my warm, wet mouth on cock when that big beauty slid into your ass and you shot off that huge, powerful load! I just LOVE IT when a horny guy cums really hard in my mouth! I'd help you feed that huge cuke to your hungry asshole and you could feed me your huge, thick cum-load! Thanks for sharing your account!