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Pee-yew!!!!
Look, gang, I love my wife to bits. She's got a real brain, a big heart, and a double set of ham curds dangling off her chest that could even make The Pope get stiff in da weinie :P That being said, I have to confess to y'all that my ol' lady's got a bit of a stinkeroo problem down in the puss pit, if you catch my drift (no pun intended.) Now, I figured a little dust-n-must would start creeping in as she aged, but that ol' mussell trap of hers smells like some faggot barfed up a turd into a hot pot of split pea soup! Yucky, ya heard? Going down on her is like sliding my tongue up and down the inside of a hairy colostomy bag full of blood :/ Whenever I pack my meat tight up inside of her, I only like to get her from the rear so I can plug my nose and not catch a whiff of death every time my nut sac fans her fumes. And it's not like I haven't tried to address the situation! For instance, I once tossed her a bottle of Whte Diamonds and said "why don't you splash some of that on your wet Frisco melt before we get funky tonightt, huh? It's our anniversary!" But you know how women are: they'd rather have a skunk's cornhole between their leg's than let a man win an argument.
Sheesh :P
*reads "puss pit"* ... *shuts off internet for god-damn-ever*
You might try hoseing her out with a pressure washer, then squirt a bottle of Febreeze up there.
Probably the best thing i have ever read on the internet! I tip my cap to you good sir.
Beware
a stinky puss usually means something's wrong, tell her to get checked out by a good female doctor, there just might be a serious problem with her.
If she smells that bad, maybe you should non put your dick in her!It might drop off!