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I Love Getting 'Dirty' When I Masturbate
I'll just get straight into this because writing this is making me horny~
I love to stroke my cock completely naked in bed and use my warm saliva for lube. When I finally cum, I love to make it messy and get it eevvverywhere. ;) I'll cum on the wall, the floor, and other stuff. But most of all I like to let gushes of my warm gooey cum drench my bed. If I'm tired afterwards I like to sleep in my sticky seed and rub it all over my body - I massage my asshole, lick it up, and sometimes I'll even use my last load of cum as lube, masturbate again, and just get my room so fucking messy. It feels so incredible to sleep with your own cum all over your body.~
When I go to bed I will often jerk-off. I hold a couple of fingers over the end of my hard cock so nothing escapes, then massage my balls and cock with my hot cum, and in 2 minutes or so I can cum again. I again rub it all over my cock and balls, and then doze off. My wife will get home sometime later, and when she smells the odor of my cum she just has to suck and lick it off of me. By then I am hard again and she will ride me like a cowgirl until I cum again and she cums too. Then she will sit near my face so I can suck my cum and hers out of her dripping pussy. (9 Sept 15)
I use a spoon to collect all that lands on me, and lick the spoon clean. I just showered and shaved my pubes, put on my favorite panties, and am getting hard reading your confession. I'll think about you when I mastrubate.
Dude, you're making me fricken hard & wanting to cum reading it. Normally tho, when laying in bed or anytime in my room, I keep my underwear on jacking off. Sometimes I like to cum on my own face for the hell of it. I would love to just once cum all over myself & sleep like you do, or have someone else cum all over me. You're more than welcome to anytime if we lived near each other.